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Total Medals Earned: 493 (From 119 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 9,410 Points

Gravity Duck

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/70 points)

Beginner Duck 5 Points

Complete the first level

Intermediate Duck 5 Points

Complete 10 levels

Senior Duck 10 Points

Complete 20 levels

Professional Duck 25 Points

Complete 30 levels

Top Duck 25 Points

Complete all levels

Gretel and Hansel

Medals Earned: 4/18 (45/500 points)

Baby Steps 5 Points

Make Gretel walk for the first time.

Slingshot Breakfast 5 Points

Obtain the slingshot

Sucked Dry 10 Points

Get Spider Death

Kain 25 Points

Kill Hansel

Bitch Slap 10 Points

Shoot mom in the face

Honey Horror 10 Points

Get Bee Death

Time is Running Out 10 Points

Get the clock

Electra Complex 25 Points

Get Dad Carriage Death

Gretel Unit 25 Points

Take 200 shots with the slingshot

Here is Mommy! 25 Points

Get Axe Death

Kiss That Cyuke 25 Points

Get Rabbit Death

Pecking Order 25 Points

Get Crow Death

Pest Removal 25 Points

Trap the squirrel

The Flamer 25 Points

Get Fire Death

Clockspert 50 Points

Solve clock puzzle

Get Stoned 50 Points

Get all 10 stones

Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points

Drop all ten stones

Grimm Master 100 Points

Get all 10 deaths

Heart of Ice

Medals Earned: 2/18 (10/410 points)

Neophyte 5 Points

Master the game's basic controls

Pest Control 5 Points

Kill at least sixteen insects

Ishmael and I 5 Points

Eliminate the psychic, Ishmael

The Deposed 5 Points

Destroy The Watcher in a final, epic battle!

Yarrrr! 5 Points

Sink Tim the Pirate once and for all!

Acid Trip 10 Points

Defeat Ishmael with the screen still flipped

Atavist 10 Points

Reach the end of 'Ice Quest'

Completion 10 Points

Complete the entire game

Icarus 10 Points

Shoot off 200 of The Watcher's feathers

Nonpareil 10 Points

Wipe out all ninja in the colosseum

Tepid 10 Points

Defeat Tim the Pirate without using any combos

Hoarder 25 Points

Find every secret item in the game

Post Mortem Aggression 25 Points

Unlock and defeat the secret boss

Unlimited 25 Points

Unlock every bonus in the game

Dancing Mad 50 Points

Defeat all three main bosses in the arena in epic mode

Invincible 50 Points

Gain a 'no damage' win over every boss in the arena

The Extreme 50 Points

Defeat the secret boss in the arena in epic mode

Deity 100 Points

Gain every other achievement in the game

Human Centipede: The Game

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)

Reading Rainbow 5 Points

Read through all of the intro and instructions text

Grave Damage 10 Points

Destroy 100 tombstones

Hop A Cop 10 Points

Bypass a cop by moving over him

Nice Aim 25 Points

Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels

Raise The Roofie 25 Points

collect 3 roofies in a single level

Speedy Pedey 25 Points

Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level

Antivenom 50 Points

Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars

Donut Break 50 Points

Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone

Pede Gatherer 50 Points

Achieve 50,000 points

Cop Killa 100 Points

Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value

Pede Master 100 Points

Achieve 100,000 points

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

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I wanna be the flash game

Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/505 points)

I cant take this anymore 5 Points

Commit suicide 15 times

Only a scratch 5 Points

Die 50 times

Just a flesh wound 10 Points

Die 100 times

Ouch that hurts! 10 Points

Die 200 times

Time waster 10 Points

You could have white teeth by now

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? 25 Points

Die 500 times

AH WTF IS GOIN ON GAWD DAMMIT THIS R HARD 4 ME 50 Points

Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside

Why are you still playing? 50 Points

2 hours of gameplay

Slow down speed racer 100 Points

Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that

ZERO HERO 100 Points

you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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In Utero

Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)

Supasperm 25 Points

Beat the first level.

Impotent 100 Points

Complete the first level without firing a shot.

Aborted 25 Points

Kill the boss without dying.

Preggerz 100 Points

Beat the game.

infect. evolve. repeat. 2

Medals Earned: 4/23 (20/485 points)

baby steps 5 Points

infect a total of 100 red bloodcells.

do the evolution! 5 Points

purchase your first upgrade.

first blood 5 Points

destroy a white bloodcell.

this is madness! 5 Points

spawn a total of 300 germs.

i will survive 5 Points

at first i was afraid, i was petrified.

biohazard 10 Points

infect a total of 2500 red bloodcells.

offense is the best defence 10 Points

upgrade damage to level 10.

pandemic 10 Points

have 65 germs alive at the same time.

resistance is futile 10 Points

destroy a total of 900 white bloodcells.

these go to eleven 10 Points

upgrade latency to level 11.

woah! 10 Points

oh my god it's so intense!

zombie outbreak 10 Points

spawn a total of 10000 germs.

actually defence is the best defence 25 Points

upgrade immunity to level 9.

autopilot 25 Points

upgrade auto-infect to level 8.

can't touch this (endless mode) 25 Points

survive a stage without infecting a single bloodcell.

seriously lethal (endless mode) 25 Points

earn 3500 EP for a single stage.

unstoppable (endless mode) 25 Points

finish 5 stages in a row without dying.

entering the hall of fame 50 Points

start from scratch after completing stage 25.

me myself and i 50 Points

upgrade reproduction rate to level 6.

the virus has been spread 50 Points

finish the final stage of the campaign.

black death 100 Points

earn a total of 70000 EP.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Invisible Runner

Medals Earned: 3/10 (40/500 points)

EARLY DEATH 5 Points

Lose a life on the second level.

SHISH KEBAB 10 Points

Lose a life on the stakes.

30,000 POINTS 25 Points

Achieve 30,000 points

SPARKLING DEATH 10 Points

Die electrocuted

50,000 POINTS 50 Points

Achieve 50,000 points

GAME COMPLETED 50 Points

Finish all 25 levels

INVISIBILITY 50 Points

Finish level 19 without using the visibility item.

3 LIVES 100 Points

Finish all 25 levels using only your first three lives.

75,000 POINTS 100 Points

Achieve 75,000 points

INVISIBLE MEDAL 100 Points

Find the invisible medal somewhere in the game

It's a Nice Day Today

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)

Failure to Communicate 5 Points

Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.

K.O.L.M.I.A.M.

Medals Earned: 4/22 (20/200 points)

Beat Level 1 5 Points

Beat Level 1

Beat Level 2 5 Points

Beat Level 2

Beat Level 3 5 Points

Beat Level 3

Beat Level 4 5 Points

Beat Level 4

Beat Level 10 5 Points

Beat Level 10

Beat Level 11 5 Points

Beat Level 11

Beat Level 12 5 Points

Beat Level 12

Beat Level 13 5 Points

Beat Level 13

Beat Level 14 5 Points

Beat Level 14

Beat Level 15 5 Points

Beat Level 15

Beat Level 5 5 Points

Beat Level 5

Beat Level 6 5 Points

Beat Level 6

Beat Level 7 5 Points

Beat Level 7

Beat Level 8 5 Points

Beat Level 8

Beat Level 9 5 Points

Beat Level 9

Beat Level 16 10 Points

Beat Level 16

Beat Level 17 10 Points

Beat Level 17

Beat Level 18 10 Points

Beat Level 18

Beat Level 19 10 Points

Beat Level 19

Beat Level 20 10 Points

Beat Level 20

CHALLENGE MODE COMPLETE 25 Points

Completed Challenge Mode. Well Done.

15 MINUTE CHALLENGE MODE 50 Points

Completed Challenge Mode in less than 15 Minutes. Wow.